Erik the Gutshrinker: Monday Weigh-In

Monday, August 17, 2009

Monday Weigh-In

Weight: 216.6.

House- I was too ashamed to post over the past 2 days. I lost 1 pound. That's not enough to meet my goal if I keep it up. I bombed out on the weekend- scout camp did me in! I left work early on Friday with a few leaders to take the boys to Kentucky on a rock climbing campout. Needless to say, I ate tons of cobbler, jerky, tootsie rolls, soda, etc.

I'm ready to go again this week and feel confident that with Summer and the kids safely home as of 2am last night, I am going to have a better week.

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The Dealio....

The Goal:
Erik Gunnar Christensen, of current sound mind and body (sort of), herewith declares he will weigh no more than 190.00 pounds at any time on January 1, 2010, on a scale selected and calibrated by Summer Stepan Christensen.

The Parties:
Parties to this contract include Erik Christensen (herafter referred to as Gutshrinker), Summer Christensen (Whipcracker), and John Brasher (The House).

Obligations:
If The Goal is achieved:
The House - will provide to Gutshrinker, free and clear of all liens and encumbrances and in good operating order (new unopened with factory warranty) 8MB Ipod Touch or any item, gift certificate, credit, cash, or other commodity, gift or conveyance worth no less than $250.00 (two-hundred fifty) US to be selected at sole discretion of Gutshrinker (In Any case, The House will not exceed $250.00 US in award settlement). Such provision executed within 10 days.

Whipcracker - will provide to Gutshrinker a 4-hour shopping excursion (baby sitter paid for and provided at sole expense of Whipcracker-including picking up, dropping off, snack/food provision for children, education and/or training of said sitter, arranging for same and any other preparations and needs herein not stated nor yet perceived of) to any mercantile destination (real or virtual) wherein Whipcracker will provide adequate spending ability (free of all liens and encumbrances) of no less than $300.00 US. Whipcracker will do so in a happy, pleasing manner with no hint of fakery, irony, or any measure of condescension toward Gutshrinker, to be determined solely by Gutshrinker. Said provision provided within 30 days.

Gutshrinker - will accept said prizes from The House and Whipcracker with any and all attitude that Gutshrinker cares to exhibit, including, but not limited to, taunting, trash talking, chest beating, gloating, and/0r rapid upper body clothing removal accompanied by chest pounding and red-faced screaming in the public venue.

If the Goal is not Acheived:
Gutshrinker's debt to The House:
Gutshrinker will prompty forfeit (free of all liens and encumbrances) his personal 4GB 3rd Generation Ipod Nano with all accompanying accessories within 10 days.
Gutshrinker will also pay for (free of all liens and encumbrances) and provide (within 10 days) The House with an $80.00 gift certificate to Amazon.com (or similar mercantile organization) to be used at The House's discretion.
Additional Gutshrinker will be prohibited from purchasing any Ipod, mp3 player, or any similar audio device or service (real or virtual) until January 1, 2011.

Gutshrinker's Debt to Whipcracker:
Gutshrinker will allow Whipcracker to purchase and sundry household and/or personal items with varying degrees of usefulness, interest, or pleasure bringing ability to Gutshrinker. Such items will be purchased at Whipcracker's sole discretion and timing and will be limited to $300.00 US and must be purchased within 30 days. Gutshrinker may not complain, roll-eyes, gripe, moan, grunt, or issue any degree of dissatisfaction or discouragement with Whipcracker's choices and rights herein provided. Indeed, such is the case no matter how much Whipcracker may nag, nose-rub, gloat, "I told you sos," and/or remind of past indiscretions and pant sizes, etc. Gutshrinker must submit happily and peacefully to said provision.

In addition Gutshrinker will not purchase a single book (fiction or non, real or virtual (including audio), romance or action) until January 1, 2011.

All parties submit to this agreement and digitally hereby certify by the undertyped:

John Brasher (The House)
Erik Christensen (Gutshrinker)
Summer Christensen (Whipcracker)

Erik the Gutshrinker

Monday, August 17, 2009

Monday Weigh-In

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The Dealio....